Page 63 of the Anthropic S-1

Sometimes i cant sleep thinking about how much money that guy would have made by now. We all failed you Nana.

• Dropped a research paper titled: The Illusion of Thinking and said models cant truly reason, much to the chagrin of the rest of the market

• Sat out the A.I Capex race and kept a tight grip on capex

• Deceived investors about the capabilities and full features of Apple intelligence on first release, stuck to selling phones and computers, won anyway

Big Papa Jensen is waiting for you, Educational-Fox309.

Join here: discord.gg/wsbverse

Edit: Despite our collective hopes and dreams, NVDA dipped into open and this person did not have to post hole.

I open up the S-1 and lo and behold, what do I see? For the first six months of 2026, Anthropic had a modest operating loss of $693 million paired with an absolutely massive book loss of more than $72 billion.

So I ask myself, how can this be?

Why, as always, the simplest explanation is the best. They're one of us. I mean, how the hell do you lose $72b like this in 6 months if you're not on WSB. They probably shorted oil or loaded up on gourd futures, or some stupid shit like that. And you know where they got the idea to do it.

Mods, if you're seeing this, I have a plan to make Anthropic investable. We just need to find their wsb account and ban it.

Bear omniscience strikes again

I will be reporting the pigeon to the SEC.

Ouch

Show me yours.